Yes, if you are just not getting that "buzz" you went to the pub for...
try our now "Legendary Shackshaker Shot".
Many an unsuspecting "I've drank it all" hot-shot, Birthday person,
Bachelor/ette Party victim, or regular Happy Joe, have put the hustle in their muscle,
the blizzard in their gizzard, the boil in their oil, the punch in their pinata,
by having this small, yet deadly drink.
Discovered by Shawn during his experimental drinking days in 1994
up in the Canadian Rockies, he mixed some potent alcohols together...
got on stage...and soon noticed the lights spinning rather quickly.
He told bassist Glen to try a sip...and he too was soon having problems with gravity.
Our secret & wicked potion can be yours for the asking, and has been known to clear a bar
(the whole party had to leave with the bachelorette)
and made others simply hold their head & pray the room stops spinning.
Estimated effect time: 5-10 minutes
pending on weight & if you're a hard-core drunk or not.
For us, the normal (?), it has a quick & fun effect that is sure to make you spend less,
have more fun, make the girl/guy beside you look great...
and the band sound even better. Woo hoo!!
VINTAGE & BLATANT "SHACKSHAKERIZING":
"LIKE A DRINK LADIES?
Take a sip....just one little sip...moooha ha ha ha"
...and DON'T ASK - it's a secret!
